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This is a site devoted to the belief and worship of the allmighty being, Ramen. Ramen is god and the omega.
Ramen was the creator of all time. It was born from the ashes of the sun and devoted its life to finding the truly delicious
texture. He was bored one day and made himself a paradise of noodles and delights, but he didnt have anyone to talk to, so
out of meat flavoring and salt he created the first people. He told them that they could eat ay of the Ramen on the trees
and ground, but said that they could not eat the terrible Cheerio at the center of it's woods. Then one dreadful day
the dangerous Maruchan tempted them to try the Cheerio saying that Rmen would never know. The first humans tried it and Ramen
found out and banished them to a terrible land which we now call Las Vegas. After that stunt that Maruchan pulled Ramen banished
it to live in the most terrible place in the universe. Wisconsin...Through the people that Ramen created was born hundreds
of people alike. Through centuries mankind has evoled and there meat flavoring turned to real meat and the salt liquified
and created blood. ( The human race looked realy unattractive for a while... ) and through centuries there was talk of there
being a fight between ramen and maruchan. Then around the time of the pryamaids people called Ramne god and Maruchan devil.
Over time the Ramen and Maruchan was droppped and replaced by god and lucifer. One day Ramen got bored and beamed the whole
story of Ramen and Maruchan into some guy named jesuses head and he went to tell everyone about it but stopped and used god
instead ( and we all know there was no happy ending there...) Ramen appreciated the effort and made him his son. After a
while he tried again with a guy named Momofuku Ando. That smartass just thought they looked tasty and made a food product.
And thats how we know Ramen today.
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